Hot Take (no politics)

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 07/12/2018 at 15:50 • Filed to: Hot take, Top tenz, Megachurch, Religion, Rotten Orange

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Last night I came across this Top Tenz video about Trump’s failed business ventures before 2016, most of them we are all aware of.

Anyway, it got me thinking of the cult of personality that is Donald John Trump, traits so strong that it made me realize that he never ventured into a sure thing, the one financial bet that he would always profit from and could always be in the media:

HE SHOULD BE THE HEAD OF HIS OWN MEGACHURCH!

I’m dead serious. He could leave Joel Olsteen, Creflow Dollar, and many others combined in the dust with his own megachurch all because of his cult of personality.

Am I wrong?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > boredalways 07/12/2018 at 15:55

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You are not wrong. He’s just as big of a con man as the rest of the yahoos you listed.

And by Megachurch standards his taste wouldn’t even be too ostentatious (literally that and Russian Oligarchs standards are the only ones that match it)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > boredalways 07/12/2018 at 15:57

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Forget Church, had he lost he would have definitely started Trump TV and then he would be raking in the Ca$h Money. it would have been right between the mildly suggestive dog whistle /gas- lighting republican propaganda of Fox and the outright batshit crazy consipiracy theories of Infowars.

SVTyler > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/12/2018 at 16:07

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According to the Fire and Fury book that came out last year that was Team Trump’s exact plan from the get-go and they never even wanted to win the election in the first place . Explains that Election Night picture where Trump and Melania are the only ones in the room who aren’t celebrating after seeing he won.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > SVTyler 07/12/2018 at 16:09

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When a prank goes too far and you end up becoming President of the United States...

For Sweden > boredalways 07/12/2018 at 16:17

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He would have faded into irrelevance if NBC hadn’t been his sugar daddy

NKato > boredalways 07/12/2018 at 16:18

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There are times where I wish people with certain qualities were sterilized, and any wealth they accumulated were redistributed to the public upon their deaths.

People like Osteen, Trump, and all those yahoos...they qualify.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > boredalways 07/12/2018 at 16:30

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what happened to you americans just shooting people instead of trying to think of shit they should be doing instead?

i mean  mlk, jfk,lincoln, lennon, 2 pac

dude should be proud to be in that list

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > boredalways 07/12/2018 at 16:58

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Yeah... I could see him starting a megachurch... and then having it all end at some point due to a simultaneous tax scandal and sex scandal.

fintail > boredalways 07/12/2018 at 17:23

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It’d be interesting to see a Venn diagram of 45 cult members and megach urch members. Both are snowflakes free from self-awareness, who see themselves as persecuted victims.

Spanfeller is a twat > boredalways 07/12/2018 at 20:39

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“no politics”


As IF!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > For Sweden 07/12/2018 at 23:15

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During the primaries:

“look at this trainwreck, can you beleive he saying this? ’

12 months later: “ oh shit what have we done”